Got Home From Work and Had No Power...

Kinja'd!!! "Agrajag" (Agrajag)
11/26/2014 at 23:36 • Filed to: anger rising, sketch, comic

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I decided I wanted something warm to eat, so I took a trip down the street for some Chinese take-out. On the way back I come to the intersection leading to my house just as the power company truck approaches from the opposite side. They pull into the middle of my street at an angle and just stay there, leaving only about 3 ft of cleared tarmac on either side of their truck. I wait for a few moments and they don't budge.

The passenger gets out, crosses the street, looks at something then jogs back to the truck. They turn on the cab lights and pretend to look busy, and show no intention of moving. I lock gazes with the driver and do my best to project images of hatred into his head. "Fuck this. Time to put the snow tires to the test." I snake around them and plow through the packed snow in dramatic fashion.

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Dramatic reenactment


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Agrajag
11/26/2014 at 23:37

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This is a very nice artist's rendition.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
11/26/2014 at 23:41

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Thanks.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Agrajag
11/26/2014 at 23:51

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I like the detail here.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
11/26/2014 at 23:52

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"... and then the two guys from the power company helped push the car out."


Kinja'd!!! bhardoin > Agrajag
11/27/2014 at 13:39

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A) I'm sorry for the melodrama of your utility's futility.
B) Those drawings are awesome. If you made a weekly road rage comic it'd be a beautiful chronicle of human struggle.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Tohru
11/28/2014 at 21:08

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I would not have accepted their help at that point. I might have stolen their truck though, and used the bucket to drop boulders on it(and them).


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > bhardoin
12/26/2014 at 23:51

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Not weekly, but I'll do these whenever the moment arises. http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/tag/anger-risi…